• Religion is a tool to stamp out oppression, repression, and tyranny. It’s to save the oppressed. That’s what religion is for.

    - Orlando Jones

  • Love without limits; reverse the hate.

    - Orlando Jones

  • For the love of everything good and holy, get this goddamn thing out of me!

    - Harry Block - Evolution

  • Aah, the musicianship of hip-hop

    - Dr. Lee - Drumline

  • “There’s always time for lubricant!”

    - Harry Block - Evolution

  • “Coach I look like I just jacked off an elephant!”

    - Clifford Franklin - Replacements

  • “One Band! One Sound!”

    - Dr. Lee - Drumline

  • “Hit’em with a little flight of the bumblebee!”

    - Dr. Lee – Drumline

  • “You ain’t keeping it real! You ain’t representing!”

    - Darryl Chase - Double Take

  • “I used to be just like you. I thought I had it all figured out. But then I came to Sleepy Hollow. And now that I've seen what I've seen, I'm not gonna pretend to be blind again. The end is near.”

    - Frank Irving - Sleepy Hollow

You Can Hire OJ

01.

for Corporate events

Keynote Speaker, Host, Moderator, Q&A

02.

for Stand Up Comedy

Orlando does bespoke comedy events.

03.

to Consult

Brand Identity, Marketing Initiatives, Movies, (30-60 minute) TV & streaming content, TV & social media ads.

04.

to Write

Video Games, Movies, (30-60 minute) TV & streaming content, TV & social media ads, Speeches

05.

for Marriages & Vow Renewals

Orlando has a marriage license for New York, California & Delaware. Other states available on request

06.

for Fan Conventions

MTV declared Orlando the King of Fandom. Click fan memorabilia and autograph are available on th has a marriage license for New York, California & Delaware. Other states available on request.

About Me

I’m Orlando Jones.